Beam me up

Well I just got home from Xmas shopping with me mate Narcisse.

On the buses

I know practically nothing about cars.

Five-star lip

I've been in Cardiff to see me mates .

Better than soft porn

If you've been daft enough to eyeball me earlier posts you'll be aware I sprung from the loins of a wild colonial boy.

Faggots je t'adore!

I cannot get enough of faggots.

Jack: daddy

I never married Bonaventure's dad, Big Wilf.

Gone With Wind

The reason I won't state me age or date of birth on this blog is all to do with me Mum and Dad.