tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36028828963439012012024-03-07T16:26:02.437-08:00That UK GirlI'm Jens, a mouthy, opinionated blonde who lives in England with sons Bonaventure and Delton. Neither of their dads is around and I have a wild social life though I wouldn't mind a permanent feller. I'm in Chinese food - the pay's rubbish but I get all the chop suey I can scoff. I hope to find which New Zealand All Blacks rugby player was me dad.Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-26067287479603521882007-03-30T05:40:00.000-07:002008-07-22T23:31:03.638-07:00I Left Me Heart in<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">What a relief to be back home in dear old Blighty after me holiday.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"></span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-63406722260632293002006-12-19T22:35:00.000-08:002008-07-22T23:23:41.370-07:00Life is a beach<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Hola! (Brazilian for hello or something like that).</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">I can't believe that we've been in South America for the best part of two weeks! </span></span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-51998034713026962062006-12-09T16:56:00.000-08:002008-07-22T23:23:59.865-07:00Smash hit at pool table<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">South America here I come! I have me passport all sorted, the bags are jammed with me finest gear and we leave tomorrow. </span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-55065724300917213202006-12-05T15:52:00.000-08:002008-07-22T23:24:18.677-07:00Battle of the Bulgarian<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">I've been in a bit of a snit for the past 24 poxy hours. </span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-72631651475138940422006-12-02T14:39:00.000-08:002008-07-22T23:24:42.185-07:00Eastern<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">I copped onto this cracking Bulgarian lad last night in a club .</span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-63902946744760974512006-11-30T23:28:00.000-08:002008-07-22T23:25:18.938-07:00Beam me up<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">Well I just got home from Xmas shopping with me mate Narcisse. </span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-75170380974329820942006-11-28T20:07:00.000-08:002008-07-22T23:25:34.727-07:00On the buses<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">I know practically nothing about cars. </span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-69230776322372035612006-11-28T09:05:00.000-08:002008-07-22T23:26:00.554-07:00Five-star lip<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">I've been in Cardiff to see me mates .</span><br /><br /></span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-3550657248370996922006-11-28T01:04:00.000-08:002008-07-22T23:26:35.433-07:00Better than soft porn<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">If you've been daft enough to eyeball me earlier posts you'll be aware I sprung from the loins of a wild colonial boy.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"> </span><br /></span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-25328865340037528982006-11-27T23:28:00.000-08:002008-07-22T23:26:55.774-07:00Faggots je t'adore!<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">I cannot get enough of faggots. </span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-14806938413178152212006-11-26T20:35:00.000-08:002008-07-22T23:27:23.143-07:00Jack: daddy<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">I never married Bonaventure's dad, Big Wilf.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"> </span><br /></span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-281140102286634092006-11-24T15:02:00.000-08:002008-07-22T23:27:56.001-07:00Gone With Wind<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">The reason I won't state me age or date of birth on this blog is all to do with me Mum and Dad. </span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-6354780035266578202006-11-24T13:12:00.000-08:002008-07-22T23:28:20.157-07:00Fancy a shag<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">I was so wild I was spitting when I heard about that idiot New Zealand rugby writer Chris Rattue rubbishing Wales.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"><br /> </span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-5713510960142209382006-11-24T12:39:00.000-08:002008-07-22T23:28:56.169-07:00Breasts and legs<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">These two lads come in the shop .</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"></span><br /></span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-6897490806898283682006-11-24T11:35:00.000-08:002008-07-22T23:29:09.245-07:00Absolute poison<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">You may have heard that, sadly, former Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko died in London yesterday as a result of poisoning by an as yet unknown substance.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"><br /> </span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-80338752222915714232006-11-22T00:28:00.000-08:002008-07-22T23:29:45.809-07:00Chavs cheap shots<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">I got into a slanging match today at work .</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"> </span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3602882896343901201.post-53216685539373346542006-11-19T21:59:00.000-08:002008-07-22T23:30:18.965-07:00Grand Opening .<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">Welcome to me earth-shattering blog. </span>Jenshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10405531502482544756noreply@blogger.com4