Smash hit at pool table

South America here I come! I have me passport all sorted, the bags are jammed with me finest gear and we leave tomorrow.

Battle of the Bulgarian

I've been in a bit of a snit for the past 24 poxy hours.

Eastern

I copped onto this cracking Bulgarian lad last night in a club .

Beam me up

Well I just got home from Xmas shopping with me mate Narcisse.

On the buses

I know practically nothing about cars.

Five-star lip

I've been in Cardiff to see me mates .

Better than soft porn

If you've been daft enough to eyeball me earlier posts you'll be aware I sprung from the loins of a wild colonial boy.