I Left Me Heart in

What a relief to be back home in dear old Blighty after me holiday.

Life is a beach

Hola! (Brazilian for hello or something like that).

I can't believe that we've been in South America for the best part of two weeks!

Smash hit at pool table

South America here I come! I have me passport all sorted, the bags are jammed with me finest gear and we leave tomorrow.

Battle of the Bulgarian

I've been in a bit of a snit for the past 24 poxy hours.

Eastern

I copped onto this cracking Bulgarian lad last night in a club .

Beam me up

Well I just got home from Xmas shopping with me mate Narcisse.

On the buses

I know practically nothing about cars.